March 30, 2004

revengeance

i've had a list of grievances against shannon and rhonda. as of late, mostly just shannon, but here are the grievances.

  1. Rude awakening by way of snowballs in my bed
  2. Turning my mattress, chair and Super Mario RPG poster upside down
  3. Throwing powdered sugar on me right after I'd finished taking a shower (shannon only).
  4. Getting kicked in the jumblies (shannon only).

Franklin Parker had suffered grievance number 3 as well. we vowed to have our revenge, our vengeance and quite possibly our revengeance.

that revengeance came today.

after an hour and a half of frisbee fun today, we ate dinner at around 6:00. Shannon and Rhonda came in the Bruce Hall Cafeteria at about 6:10. Franklin and I had finished our food already. Shannon set her keys and ID on the table and went to get food. my eyes widened. both roommates in Bruce Hall? keys to the room left unattended? the choice was simple. i removed her room key from its spot on the keyring and Franklin and I quickly made our way out the door and towards Maple Hall.

Franklin and I utilized flour and a small bit of powdered sugar on Shannon and Rhonda's bedding, clothing, chair and floor. I spelled "got you" on the floor with flour and prominently displayed her key inbetween the two words. Franklin wrote "Welcome home. What goes around..." on their whiteboard. we returned to Bruce Hall and Shannon and Rhonda were none the wiser until they went to their room.

apparently shannon quickly planned her re-retaliation against Franklin and has since used shampoo and shaving cream on several of his belongings. i have not suffered such a fate.

"The day is mine, Trebek!"

Posted by john guari at March 30, 2004 11:47 PM
Comments
Good form, Peter. Posted by: Shannon at March 31, 2004 12:45 AM
keep in mind april fool's day is thursday Posted by: Becca at March 31, 2004 12:45 AM
Nice. But nobody, NOBODY deserves to get kicked in the jumblies! Posted by: MattL at March 31, 2004 11:43 AM
matt speaks the truth Posted by: john at March 31, 2004 02:00 PM
You should have kicked her back in the jumblies. I commend you, sir prankster. You have achieved the rank of master. Please continue to fight the good fight. Posted by: Drew at March 31, 2004 05:24 PM