April 03, 2004

hooters

i went to hooters tonight with jeremy and some other people. two very important things happened.

first, when i asked if they had refills on pop (i said soda to avoid funny looks) the waitress, whose name was Sophorn (urge to make soft porn jokes rising), winked at me

second, some other random hooters waitress i swear totally grabbed my ass

i'm such a stone fox.

i had the steak sandwich, which was excellent as well as about 6 or 7 chicken wings. i'm stuffed now, and i have the hiccups.

Posted by john guari at April 3, 2004 12:10 AM
Comments
"The best thing about John Guari is his butt. It's so - ROUND."
- Anonymous, to protect the person who said it.
Posted by: Emilia at April 3, 2004 02:00 AM
oh, i know Posted by: john at April 3, 2004 12:43 PM
Next time, try the "Bentley" wings. They're so hot that people use them to clear their sinuses during allergy season by simply waving a plate of them underneath their noses. Posted by: Kev at April 3, 2004 07:21 PM
thats so nice to eat when you have a cold. Those are some FORWARD waitstaffers! Damn John! Posted by: phil at April 6, 2004 02:06 PM