May 07, 2004
w00t aim[/stolen from jake]
gotmyphilosophy: ok here's the plan drew
gotmyphilosophy: we kidnap the olsen twins
gotmyphilosophy: and make them our personal slaves
gotmyphilosophy: you can have the ugly one
misterdrewj: YES
misterdrewj: ok
misterdrewj: I'll settle for that
misterdrewj: as long as you're ok with the fact that you have the skanky one
gotmyphilosophy: i've accepted that
gotmyphilosophy: already
gotmyphilosophy: in my heart, i know it's for the best
misterdrewj: you're a brave soldier
Posted by john guari at May 7, 2004 07:57 PM
haha, excellent
hehe, excellent
Here at Bard, we have lots of children of big famous rich people. One of my friends is from LA (his mom is a producer for New Line) and he has some story about how at some party he was at one of them was all jacked up on coke and was demanding that he tell her where her friend was. It's a pretty sad/amusing story. So not only do have to have the pretty one, you also have to feed her cocaine habit if you want her to function well as your personal slave. Good luck.
i'm so pissed at the olsen twins! they turn 18 the day before MY birthday. at least i had the dignity to be born on flag day...bitches.
"I've always had an excuse for drinking, like 'c'mon, its flag day!" - good quote from "friends"