May 24, 2004

official proclamation

Natalie Imbruglia is gone and married. there must be another.

I'm officially dibsing Alison Lohman.

if anyone has a problem with this, we're gonna have to duel. it's just that simple.

other than figuring out that Alison Lohman is SO mine, this day was drew intensive day. he helped out at my workplace for a few hours because we're going to be shorthanded this week.

then we finished Matchstick Men and went to frisbee practice.

after that, drew, janine and I hit up khan's mongorian mongolian barbecue.

then we went to see 50 First Dates at the $2 theater and lured Jake, Adam, Wick, Mattssson and Nasty Nelson into coming somehow.

Posted by john guari at May 24, 2004 11:39 PM
Comments
Does this mean you're going to watch Kraa? Posted by: Becca at May 25, 2004 02:07 PM
my roommate OWNs Kraa the Sea Monster Posted by: john at May 25, 2004 05:32 PM
hahahaha!!! you're funny john. Posted by: ana at May 25, 2004 06:21 PM
It may not be wise, but I'm going to take my risks and post this comment anyway: Yes, Natalie Imbruglia is very hot, but dude, Alison Lohman, although not unattractive, looks about 15.
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You can hit me with a leather glove in (...counting on my fingers...) 2 weeks and 2 days. Posted by: Shannon at May 25, 2004 10:08 PM
exactly, so when she's older, she'll be the flyest milf around! Posted by: john at May 26, 2004 12:16 AM
Oh, MILF- it never quite goes away
I never told you about the other guy who made a stupid milf joke about me. That should be a story for another day. Posted by: Shannon at May 26, 2004 12:29 AM
nope you lose
we shall duel!
she's mine...i claimed love for her long ago and announced our marraige way before you even watched matchstick men
i win Posted by: Mark at May 27, 2004 02:37 PM
as we previously discussed, but i'll put it here for all to see. you neither quacked nor dibsed alison lohman on april 12. in fact you didn't even bother to give your so called 'love' for her its own post. it was a post script on a post about how you hated chemistry. i, on the other hand made her the focal point of my dibsing post. also, i may have only seen matchstick men recently, but i fell in love with alison lohman when i saw Big Fish, which was before April 12. bring it on, bitch! Posted by: john at May 27, 2004 02:41 PM
untrue! and you know it...you didn't fall in love with her while seeing big fish because her aura in that movie was not nearly as captivating as it was in matchstick men...post script or not, and i quote "i WILL marry her someday"...so whether you have dibs on her or not, you won't have what we have bitch...and i call that Posted by: Mark at May 27, 2004 02:48 PM
Mark are you trying to tell me that THAT isn't a captivating aura? She's so beautiful that she makes time stand still for the main character of "Big Fish."
Only I can truly appreciate alison lohman. Posted by: john at May 27, 2004 02:55 PM
omg! d00d!shut up john, alison lohman is WAAAAY WAAAY out of your league man. be realistic. Posted by: Ana at May 27, 2004 03:34 PM