I didn't know we were in raccoon season yet here in Texas. ;-) Have a great holiday out there... Posted by: Kev at November 24, 2004 03:43 PM

takecaredatvarmint Posted by: phil at November 25, 2004 07:07 PM

It's certain that this comment will reach you too late for this break, but I advise you to invest in taxidermy. The next time you kill something, stuff it, and use it as decoration in your home. It's what we Texans do. Afterall, my father thinks if it grows horns it belongs on his wall. While most hunters choose a natural pose that mimics the creatures every day activities, others choose more novelty poses- like the Armadillos that hold a can of Lone Star beer. My personal favorite is when you kill something, then kill another something that is a preditor of the first something because then you can have your taxidermy-er stuff the animals in such a way that it appears the latter something is actually killing the former something. You could see that every day of your life.
Then you would be a real man. On an I-am-a-bitch note, I hope this has offended at least one person. Posted by: I AM FROM TEXAS, DAMNIT! at November 25, 2004 11:02 PM

...because killing poor defenseless animals and cold, hard murderers is far less reprehensible than killing poor defenseless fetuses. YEEEEE-HAW! Posted by: I AM FROM TEXAS, DAMNIT! at November 25, 2004 11:06 PM

Can you stuff fetuses too? Because I'd really like to get a memorial with the doctor killing the fetus. I'm serious. Posted by: Drew at November 26, 2004 09:03 PM